A sign that gas prices really are too high

A man in Colorado claims to be a porn inspector and demands that a store give him free videos. This man obviously is either truly desperate for porn or he can't afford them anymore because of high gas prices. I mean really, three times in nine days goes into the same shop and demands porn. He even create a business card and makes up a department at the local police station about underage actors in porn. I guess he has never heard of the internet, huh, since I hear you can find free porn there. You can even find out the name of different sex acts to try. We need to lower gas prices now or this man may just explode from lack of wanking off.