600 pounds of men and one small roll of sausage

Oh get your mind out of the gutter, I am referring to this fucking funny complaint call about a smaller package of sausage from some guy in Texas.



h/t Sir Robin

Some people have too much time on their hands

While I was in the great state of Wisconsin with GG and visiting her family I was privileged to see a wonderful marvel to man's ingenuity that or this man had too much time and beer on his hands when Fred Smith decided to make this monument. In Philips, Wisconsin is the Wisconsin Concrete Park, since most of you will never have the honor of seeing these great pieces of art, I decided to take pictures so that you could enjoy them as much as I did.


What the hell is happening in this picture?








In case you can't see it, the drivers of this horse wagon are drinking beer. I guess it is the first instance of drinking and driving.


I am not sure who this is is supposed to look like, but GG and I think it looks like Teddy Roosevelt.


































And this was Fred's very wise thoughts on Native Americans.

Vibrating Crackhead

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h/t Phydeaux and Blue Gal

Peeps for Passover

The Gourmet Goddess sent me this great link for Peeps for passover. It was very funny so now I am linking to it here. Go check it out!!

Superbowl Ads

So I watched the Superbowl last night as I am sure many of you did, but I am sure there at least a few of you who did not watch it and I wanted to my three favorite ads from the Superbowl this year in ascending order.

3a. I mean who doesn't love a talking baby and the spitting up at the end, just tickled my funny bone.




3b.The talking baby is baaaack, Yay talking baby and really aren't clowns creepy.




2.This just makes me laugh and the song (Push it by Salt and Pepa) is awesome.




1.This ad has everything, dancing lizards, Naomi Campbell and the dance from Thriller. It just doesn't get any better.