Monday, June 2, 2008

To hell in a hand basket I go

I am stealing this from Politits, cause it looks like fun.



Drunkard - Define drunkard. I am not that wild but i do like to drink and I have been really drunk a few times.
Liar - Yep, but who hasn't
Thief - nothing major that I can think of, but I have taken things like paper and office supplies
Sports fan - HELLZ YEAH this one dooms me alone
Blasphemer - I have blasphemed and liked it.
Money Lover - Not all of the time, but if I had it I would like it quite a bit.
Pagan - Since I am not a Christian, I guess by your definition I am a pagan and damn proud of it.
Homosexual - not so much, but I also support them and their right to be treated equally so I guess that probably make me as bad as a homosexual
Prostitute - hmmmmm nope
Witch - Sure, why
Atheist - Agnostic
Gambler - If I had the money, sure.
Porn Lover - Shortbus seems to explain this one, as I love this movie and I am sure it would be considered porn to this person and most people really
Whoremonger -hey, that is not nice to call my friends that
Child Molester - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (Name this show)
Evolutionists - Yep, I is one of these
Pot Smoker - I did once or twice and didn't like it, does that count?
Lesbian - Male lesbian
Fornicator - I have fornicated
Masturbator - I have, yes
Hypocrite - Ummm yeah
Psychic - I am no Ms. Cleo but at times I get weird feelings, they turn out wrong 99% of the time, but that 1%

5 comments:

DCup said...

I'll see you in hell!

Brave Sir Robin said...

Sports Fans?

Really?

I must have been absent from Sunday School the week they covered that one.

Great, see you there I guess.

Oh, and yeah I guess I did most of the others too.

:)

GourmetGoddess said...

"Sports fan" might fall under the idolatry prohibition, as many fans worship their favorite players and sports can wreck havoc with church attendance. Also, there is the connection with greed, sloth, alcohol use, and pagan hedonism and behaviors (like bonfires and painting yourself funny colors).

Little Merry Sunshine said...

Well, based on that list, I've got an express ticket. I figure Hell is gonna be a whole lotta fun and the decor will be second to none, given the number of my friends who fall into multiple categories.

On another topic, I had a friend in DC who once told me that when he was in college and they'd play pick-up games of basketball (or whatever), they'd split into teams - the Masturbators and the Liars. Based on that, Heaven is gonna be empty.

FranIAm said...

Ms Cleo! I am roaring.