Monday, August 11, 2008

A sign that gas prices really are too high

A man in Colorado claims to be a porn inspector and demands that a store give him free videos. This man obviously is either truly desperate for porn or he can't afford them anymore because of high gas prices. I mean really, three times in nine days goes into the same shop and demands porn. He even create a business card and makes up a department at the local police station about underage actors in porn. I guess he has never heard of the internet, huh, since I hear you can find free porn there. You can even find out the name of different sex acts to try. We need to lower gas prices now or this man may just explode from lack of wanking off.


Comrade Kevin said...

I could provide him a list free of charge, if he's that desperate.

He just must not be very resourceful, that's all I can say.

Anonymous said...

Oh my. That poor guy. And when I think of all the porn I threw out once. I guess I could have donated it!

Thank you for the link. Don't tell your mom about those words, though.

Anonymous said...

too late

Boxer's mom

Anonymous said...

Sorry about that, Boxer's Mom! I promise not to teach him anymore disgusting things!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I wish I had thought of that porn inspector thingy when I was single. Maybe I should go to California to those medical pot clubs and tell them I am a pot inspector.