Thursday, October 18, 2007

I am being spied on

As I was driving to work today, I saw a white van with Department of Homeland Security painted on it. The first thought into my head was shouldn't they have something like Geno's plumbing painted on the side, I mean isn't that what we see in the movies. When the cops are going to do surveillance, they have some fake plumbing or florist or something else painted on the side to not draw attention to themselves. But, no this had Department of Homeland Security painted right there on the side for all to see. This seems to be really counterintuitive for spying purposes.

Second, the road they were on really only leads to some hotels or the road to the daycare I work at which also has another daycare and an insurance office nearby. Also along the original road there are some entrances to a shopping center with a Sam's Club and a McDonald's, Chick-fil-a and a Burger King (yes they are all there in a little line). So I figure they either just stayed at some hotel or they had bought some equipment at Sam's Club as you know that Sam's Club has everything and they are basically Walmart so they are evil. I just assume that Sam's Club has most of the listening devices or night goggles or whatever the Department of Homeland Security would need.

Or maybe they figured out who I am from this blog and are listening to me. Maybe BushCo. is trying to find out what movie they should watch or how to make kugel, so if I disappear for a few days you know what happened. Pickles tried to make the kugel and couldn't, so I was kidnapped to make it for them.


Whiskeymarie said...

I don't know how much help we all will be, as we'll probably be along with you for the ride.
That's what you get for aligning yourself with misfits and subversives.

Whiskeymarie said...

Oh, and- I'll help you with the kugel when we get there.
I love good kugel.

FranIAm said...

Oy that goyische no-good shiksah Pickles. Kugel from de goyim? A shanda, I tell you. Ptooh, ptooh, ptooh!

Farschintener Pickles and her shaygitz husband are good for nothing, a noodle should never be wasted on those two.

If those jackbooted goniffs come anywhere near you please call me.

Well I can't help you but I can cuss their ass off in yiddish.

Gai kochen affen yam, losers!

FranIAm said...

I meant to say FARSHTINKENER, a word that is not easily typed.

Ptooh ptooh ptooh.

GourmetGoddess said...

The Department of Homeland Security which can be perceived with the human eye is not the true Department of Homeland Security.